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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

New, Improved Luxxury Store is Now Open!

NEW! We present Luxxury's 2005-2006 Winter collection. Shirts, bags, panties and teddy bears that scream: "I made more money today than you'll make all year."

This week's featured items:

Gun Girl Tank Top

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Featuring the controversial Gun Girl cover from the forthcoming album "Sex With Rich People", this Limited Edition white spaghetti tank top is for hot chicks only. Only $20.00! Gimme!

This is Not a Luxxury Trucker Hat

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I wanna know. What you're thinking. Cuz there are some things you can't hide. With a Luxxury hat, everyone will know what's on your mind. Total hair coverage for only $14.00!

Sexy Yet Clean Das Panties Panties

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H.o.t.t., white, and designed to protect female naughty bits. Buy a pair for your trophy wife, her best friend and your cross-dressing teenage son for only $12.00 a pair. OH MY! BUY NOW!

The Infamous Luxxury Polo T- Shirt

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The shirt made famous when some dude bought it off Baron von Luxxury's back after a sweaty performance in SF. Now you can have one of your very own, but without all the dry cleaning bills! Only $20.00! OMG WTF!